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04/09/2017 Adam Burke Fundraiser
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08/05/2017 CLUB Limerick Golf event
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24/04/2017 Irelands Fittest Family
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27/03/2017 Croke Park Pitch Renovation Open Day - Sunday 23rd April, 2017
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02/03/2017 Launch of the CON & ANNIE KIRBY 2017.
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Just for giggles
| What do you call a scared biscuit ? A cowardy custard cream ! |
| What do you call a man whose father was a Canon ? A son of a gun ! |
| What do you call a man with two left feet ? Whatever you like - if he tries to catch you he'll just run round in circles ! |
| What do you call a weekly television programme about people getting washed ? A soap opera ! |
| What do you call a flock of birds who fly in formation ? The red sparrows ! |
| What do you call a bee that is always complaining ? A grumble bee ! |
| What would you call a friend who had an elephant on his head ? A flatmate ! |
| What do you call a posh pig delivering newspapers ? Bacon rind ! |
| What do you call a teacher who makes fireworks ? A head banger ! |
| What do you call a man that drills holes in teapots ? A potholer ! |
What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath ?
Polly unsaturated !
What do you call a dentist in the army ?
A drill sergeant !
What do you call a kangaroo at the North Pole ?
A lost kangaroo !
What do you call a rabbit dressed up as a cake ?
A cream bun !
What do you call the man who went to a fancy dress party as a sandwich ?
Roland butter !
Why did the child study in the aeroplane ?
He wanted a higher education !
Why was the broom late ?
It over swept !
Do you know the time ?
No, we haven't met yet !
What kind of hair do oceans have ?
Wavy !
What runs but never walks ?
Water !
How do you make milk shake ?
Give it a good scare !
Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?
A jelly copter !
Waiter, this soup tastes funny ?
Then why aren't you laughing !
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?
A ladder in her stocking !
Riddle me this.....
| Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T. |
| Did you hear the story about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks. |
| How can you double your money? Look at it in a mirror. |
| How can you make seven even? Take away the letter S. |
| How can you name the capital of every U.S. state in two seconds? Washington, D.C. |
| How do you file a nail? Under the letter N. |
| How do you make a lemon drop? Hold it and then let go. |
| How does a baby ghost cry? "Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!" |
| How does a broom act? With sweeping gestures. |
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